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Cheska-in Mina Medina Dulatre Carreon
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[20 Apr 2005|09:09pm] |
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You Know You're Filipino When.... |
Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.
Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy."
You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."
You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon." Mine by the way was "Che-Che."
You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."
You have four or five names.
You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.
You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18.
You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.
You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."
You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.
You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room.
You have a piano that no one plays.
You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.
You eat with your hands.
You eat more than three times a day.
You think a meal is not a meal without rice.
You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals.
Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle.
You bring baon to work everyday.
Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.
You love to eat daing or tuyo.
You prop up one knee while eating.
ou eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.
Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.
You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.
You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.
You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!
You love "dirty" ice cream.
You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.
You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.
Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.
You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.
You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.
You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.
You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.
Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.
You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."
You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip.
You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.
You're a fashion victim.
You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.
You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.
You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.
You cover your mouth when you laugh.
You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.
You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.
Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.
You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."
You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.
You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste, "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights).
You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.
You like everything imported or "state-side."
You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke.
You have a relative who is a nurse.
When you're in a restaurant, you wipe your plate and utensils before using them.
You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought.
You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away.
You always ring a doorbell twice, assuming that the first ring was not heard.
You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager.
Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower.
You're proud to be Filapino - and you pass these jokes on to all your Filipino friends!
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i find this sooo true. lol. man. this made me laugh sooo hard. hahaha
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[16 Apr 2005|03:38pm] |
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discussing things like why saskatchewan is so windy
him: d'you know why saskatchewan is so windy?
me: uh... cuz its flat
him: no
me: why
him: 'cuz Manitoba blows and Alberta sucks!
man, i laughed sooooooo hard. anyways... friday... i went downtown to get the booz and the zoomz. well... they couldn't get me my zoomz. no one had'm. and yah. well... i went to go get the baileys and the tequilla. and that was that. it came up to... 55 dollars. i was like... holy fuck. lol. yah. cuz i only had like... 65 bucks. damn. lol. oh well. . . so... while waiting to bus back home... i met some one. her name is Melissa. she goes to campbell and she hates mary hipperson. so... we were talking about that until the topic came to Max. lol. oooooooooooh man.... i hate writing this down. . . anyways... she told me that she baby sits his little sister. i was like... really? [i've met his little sister. she's cute] and she says yah. i told her how Max is big. and she says yah i know. she told me how she found pictures of him and his 'bigness' on the computer. and she also told me that he's a horny little fucker. . . ooooooooh maaaaaan. i did not want to know that he took pictures of his... 'bigness' ... on the comp. ooooooooh maaaan. lol. bad images. bad images.
lol. i got home and Ai was there. lol. well... we both got purses from our mommies. lol. i got a Prada purse, Gucci wallet, and Chanel sunglasses. maaaaaaaaaan. theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyre sooooo awesome. i love it. well.... anyways... ateh ailyn called her boyfriend. and yah. he apparently lied to her. and he's done it before too. she asked a niiice and plaiiin question like... 'did you go to the b-ball game?' and he says no. and he promised that he didn't go. what an ass. too bad he didn't know that Ai spoke to Jay before their convo. what an asshole. i mean, what would he be hiding at a basketball game? if he just went to go and watch the game and have a good time, then, why did he have to lie?putang ina sheyyyyyyt. i feel soooo bad for ateh Ai. maaaan... just when i was getting along with her nicely and dancing 1, 2 step with her. ooooooooh well. we had this plan of going to edmonton mall again. lol.man, good times when we were kids. i still have the photos... hehehe. fun fun fun in that mall. i loooooooove it. lol. i can't wait till summer. oh man. me and Rhose are havin great times. woo. i like some one with that name. of course she calls me Lily. but when some one says her name... oh god. i answer to Rose too. damn white friends calling me Rose. lol. ohhhhhhhhhhhh well... so... i know 2 people named R[h]ose already.three including me. maaaaan. it was nice out last night. when ateh Ai finally left to cry her heart out at home [ they broke up for good.] i finally got my shower and i went for a walk. oooooh maaaaaaan.y back her hurts like hell. Rhose is such a cool kid. Rhose is my Bro's GF and i really like her. lol. better than whats her name.... Diane. god, she called me a bitch. then again i called her a whore. . . so.. yah. i never got along with her. i hated her with a passion. i would always call her a bitch. lol. yah... anyways... Rhose and i were talkin last night and yah..... turns out, my bro will be goin to T.O. in the summer. . . so... i'll miss him. NOT! hehehe. yah... i gotta hang out with whats her name... Charmster. hehehe. cruuuuuush nya si Ace. woo hoo. match making will start sooooon. lol. i feel evil. i shouldn't be plotting things like that. :D but... i can't help it. mwuahahahhaha. lol. so... i found out why Kuya doesn't hang out with ausi and x-tine anymore. its soooo sad. cuz kuya used to go out with x-tine and yah. i think its just the awkwardness of them being in one room. man, i almost typed froom. hehehe. i'm kookoo. anyways... i might sleepover at josie's tonight. dunno. lets see if i can escape this hell hole. oooooooooh man. my Aunt is soooo harsh. i'm starting to think that my parents was actually nice to me. lol. well... when me and my bro was leavin to go to da mall she comes out of her bedroom and she's like... you better be home by six. lol. what the helll? six? and i mutter yah... six in the fricken morning. lol. hahaha. who the hell is she to go tellin me what to do? lol. oh well... i love my tita tita. mwuhahaha. aaaaaaawe thank goodness for her. she's sending a LV bag from HK. i'm sooooo good. and happy. lol. this weekend is just full of niceness. too bad i couldn't go to that kinsmen party though.shiiiit. i told jas about me getting some shrooms. and how i have to pay 40 dollars for an ounce. and it was just really funny cuz i'd probably be OD'd. lol. and she's like... well.. you can share some. i was like... eh... no? lol. i don't like sharing shrooms. theyre just the coolest things. zoomz. anyways.\... speaking of that... imma zoom outta here and go to seven eleven. i woulda liked to meet the pink smurfs again. :( oh well. nect time. after all this shiznit. i don't think i even have enough money to go buy stuff for well... events. lol. UGH!
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[14 Apr 2005|10:10pm] |
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her: My flies open.
me: how can you tell?
her: i can feel it.
hahahaha that cracked me up like a nut. man, it was just really really funny. something that you can't help but laugh at. here's another one.
when someone shows another person a vodka bottle, and that person is drunk, here's what happens.
her: is that vodka?
another her: no... your vodka!
Just the funniest things i've heard today. wow. its just making me laugh. a lot. lol. yah. i'm worried. cuz i'm gonna kill whats her name for not giving me the money. lol. yah. anyways... i gotta remember change for tomorow, cuz i obviously need it to get on the bus. its stupid. i don't know why he can't just ... drop it off. damn prick. i wish everything would just go according to plan, y'know? lol. well. i can't wait till tomorow. wow. i might as well drink a bottle. mwuahaha. lol. i want shrooms. i wonder if they can get me some of that too. lol. sounds impossible right now. hehehe. actually, doesn't sound as impossible as i think. its just stupid, cuz my msn ain't working. damn it. so... what else happened today? well, i'm kinda surprised josie trusted me with her hair. she let me blow dry it and comb it and straighten it. man, i was nervous. i coulda burnt her. but since she trusted me with hers, i decided that i could trust her with mine too. so, i let her crimp my hair. man, its really poofy. and i have this thing about my bangs i don't liek anyone styling it. i like my bangs. well, i told her not to touch the bangs. she didn't but in the end, i told her to crimp it too. and it turned out funny. it went really straight out and it creeped me out and i had a bit of a fit. but other than that, its really windy outside. her mom's nice enough to actually drive me home, even though i said, i could walk. lol. liam's abs are still hawt!!! yah. in gym today, i was hanging out with ashley and ceejee and robin. i like robin. in small doses. lol. well, she's a great girl. okay, she's an okay girl. not great. she can be annoying and then she can be great. so, yah. well... in gym todaywe had to dance with partners. i was originally partnered up with reis. [not my choice] but, i didn't want to dance with him and i was completely lost. meaning, i couldn't find my friends. lol. yah. so, i decided to ditch reis and go to where ashley and them were. lol. turned out ashley was partnered with Batese, Robin was partnered with Steve and CeeJee was partnered with Rj and someone else. yah. anyways... Ashley sees Molder and she's like, Rose you can have Batese. and i was like, no, he's such a jerk. and robin nods along. ashley whispers molders name loud enough so he can hear her. She asks HIM to dance with her. so... now, i was really left with Batese. unitl that is... i saw Chun. lol. well... its better than Batese. He might not be able to speak english as well as everyone else, but he was cool. his hands were cold though. lol. but, i already like him. we were doing this turn around thing and i accidently touched his ass. as in like, more than a second. and i was just laughing and saying sorry overand over again. then, we danced again. lol. yah. i actually had fun. well, what was i going to say? right, his cell fone rang and he ditched me. and then mitchell was told to come dance with me and i was just hiding behind robin. i was like, robin robin, please please hide me. and she pretended like she was shielding me. and then she whispers, mitchell's comin. i was like, what? oh well then, he's not that bad. and i step out. i was really nervous. man, he can't dance. but it was really awkward. y'know? no, you probably don't. natasha does. but you, lex dearest do not. well. in grade nine, he asked me out and i gave him my number. but, i didn't really like him. see, me and robin went around asking everyone out in grade nine. it was really funny. but, when we went up to mitchell, and 'asked him out' he actually said yes. and uh... me and robin looked at each other and ran like hell. and then we laughed like hell. lol. well. i mean, we thought he'd get it as a joke. but i guess he didn't lol. so, two days after that, i think, he came up to me and asked me out. i was like... oh sit. but, i still said... suure in this funny way and i gave him my number. after that, i guess he called me. but i accidently gave him the wrong number. THE WRONG NUMBER. lol. i was really sorry about that. lol. but yah. so.... when we were dancing, it was really odd and awkward. and he was too tall. so, i actually had to go on my tippy toes to ummm... do the spin thing. i soooo much prefered Chun over him. see, chun is short, has a nice ass and i can drag him anywhere. he's so shy. lol. mwuahahaha. lol. well. now i am out. shuttup. i hope you got lost in this big paragraph o mine. mwuahahaha. bye bye. peace out A-Town.
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[11 Apr 2005|04:11pm] |
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okay, so, i don'y care much about my mark. in fact, i don't give a shit. but, my parents DO care. siiigh. right now, i am failing english cuz i havent handed in my brochure or my essay. and ms. beingesner called me to say that my mark is 'atrocious'. what the fuck. can't she just mind her own frickin business and fuck outta my life? fuck. i'm not even that mad. and right after she told me that, i was still smiling.
now, can some one PLEASE PLEASE, i beg of you, to tell me how i can still be smiling and laughing and not care about my mark? should i care about it? my parents want me to do better. i guess i'm kind of scared. scared that i will fail for the first time in school. i've never failed a subject. not once. and this saddens me a little but, its kind of pushing me too. so, right now, i'm going to dedicate myself to homework and school. startiiing... in March. lol. well... i have plans for this month. don't blame me. lol. but, i'm goin to start on my brochure now. but, i'm still sadd-ish but more happy and smily.
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[07 Apr 2005|09:54pm] |
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so... really, specific boys being named by specific girls. i wonder, sometimes, if this involves me at all. hopefully not. i doubt it. but i mean, those specific girls arent the only girls that name specific boys. there are others out there. and some just has to confirm that ali wasn't talking about me or my partner in crime in her journal. lol. cuz kc, marurud ak manan. and i don't care that much. not much at all. so i am stopping right now. okay. Craig that damn idiot is crazy. i want booz from'm and good god i wanna kill him cuz he keeps goin on and changing the subject. my brother would never agree into buying me a drink or two. lol. dunno why. damn brother. Lets see... been goin out everyday with natasha this week. kind of like saying goodbye i guess cuz she's leaving. ugh. yah. not sad about it, but not happy either. i mean, i think back to last year and i say... wow i had fun. and now that i can't go, and especially off to my fav mall, i'm just really saddened. but not really. i'll be goin there in August with Jules and probably Hazel, Charmaine, possibly Butch, My brother and Ace. wow. sweet deal. damn punishment. i don't deserve this. i mean, UGH!!!! i didn't mean to blow around ... 500 dollars last x mas. damn it. i coulda gone and paid for it myself. but mom and dad refuse to pay because of me blowing that much money off. and it makes me so mad. lol. okay, fine, where's my second chance...? yes, i know i'm stupid for doin what i did. and don't even ask me what i bought, cuz i don't even remember. ugh. and now, natasha and a lot of people from school gets to go to E.M. and damn it!!! i want to go to Urban, since they have sales there all the time. and lol. i just remembered last year when me and Julie snuck off from the other people to go get pads in E.M. lol. good times in that mall. Jules got her ears pierced there too. we bought spiderman stuff, posters, shoes, glasses, earrings but no clothes. lol. yah. it was good though. and before that, my parents were there too. and we went to Chinook and then to Edmonton mall. wow. so many clothes and shit. whenever i'm with my 'rents, i almost always get what i want. [except in shoes. mom ain't diggin shoes.] ugh. i hate it though. i'm not spoiled. don't think that. or else i'll come and it you with Charmin. wowee. i'm not spoiled lil brat, if i was, i would actually be goin to sleepovers. and i would be goin to edmonton and oh... i could list'm. i could list the reasons why i'm not a spoiled little brat. but i won't. oooh... they won't let me paint my room black and lavender. that makes me go nutchios. but, thats okay. i'm painting it anyways.... just gotta go buy lavender kind of paint and i can jiggy on!!! ey. man i am great.
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